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Topic: You know you're a steel player if..... |
Mike Perlowin
From:
Los Angeles CA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 1:49 am |
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You always find yourself behind bars.
Everybody please add you own line
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Warning: I have a Telecaster and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Ricky Littleton
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Steely-Eyed Missile Man from Cocoa Beach, Florida USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 1:51 am
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...everytime you go on a cruise, you get C6th...
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Emmons LeGrande - 8x4
Session 400 Ltd, Nashville 112,Hilton Volume pedal, Peterson VS-II Tuner
Dan-Echo, E-Bow, Ibanez Distortion, Bo-Bro, Ibanez Auto-Wah, Regal Dobro
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Archie Nicol R.I.P.
From:
Ayrshire, Scotland
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:18 am
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...you hate banjos, but don't know why.
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One of those steel guitar thingies and an amp.
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Bill Hatcher
From:
Atlanta Ga. USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:37 am
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| ....you figured out a way to survive. |
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John Coffman
From:
Wharton,Texas USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:57 am
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| You floss with .011g SIT (stuck in teeth)strings cause you want to git you money worth out of them [This message was edited by John Coffman on 14 September 2006 at 03:59 AM.] |
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Michael Douchette
From:
Gallatin, TN (deceased)
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 3:06 am
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... you have the urge to "second" your wife when she sits at the sewing machine.
... you never fret about anything.
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Bill Myrick
From:
Pea Ridge, Ar. (deceased)
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 3:27 am
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| The finish is half gone off the top of your office desk from picking along with the radio while working. |
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Hook Moore
From:
South Charleston,West Virginia
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 3:40 am
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If your bank account takes huge dips in the RED 
Hook
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www.HookMoore.com
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Frank Parish
From:
Nashville,Tn. USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 3:59 am
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| ..you do it with your bar! |
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Savell
From:
Slocomb, AL
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 4:46 am
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| You keep knocking the end table with your left knee while watching CMT. |
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Ray Minich
From:
Bradford, Pa. Frozen Tundra
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 6:06 am
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| The index and middle fingers in your left hand straighten out at the sound of a steel break... |
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Ron Scott
From:
Michigan
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 6:09 am
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These are funny.RS
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Shane Reilly
From:
Melbourne, Australia
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 6:55 am
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When driving you keep pressing the clutch and brake to get the 4 chord on the radio.
Shane. |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 6:57 am
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| ... everyone else in the band is getting all the chicks |
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Barry Blackwood
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 7:15 am
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| Jim, by jove, I think you've got it! |
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John Daugherty
From:
Rolla, Missouri, USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 7:42 am
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1. You lost track of all your divorces. (I'll never forget "whats-her-name")
2. Your legs have funny little dents just above the knees.
3. People ask you if your right hand is deformed.
4. You speak and write letters in "TAB".
5. You "chart" your daily schedule,using the Nashville number system.
6. You speak with a "gliss".
7. Your last hit-and-run arrest involved a banjo player.
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[This message was edited by John Daugherty on 14 September 2006 at 08:45 AM.] [This message was edited by John Daugherty on 14 September 2006 at 09:00 AM.] |
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jeff reynolds
From:
Jackson, Ms.
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 8:09 am
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You "Slide Off Of Your Satin Sheets"
While making passionate love with your mate .... to sit at you guitar and learn that lick that was just played on the radio or CMT Or Cd Or Tape.... what ever you were making love to.
which brings to mind another question... Do most Musicians find it destracting when music is being played while your making love????
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Alan Rudd
From:
Ardmore, Oklahoma
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 8:22 am
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| You operate your vehicle with both feet and constantly speed up and slow down, brake with the left foot, speed up and slow down, etc. while listening to the steel guitar licks being played on the radio...which these days may be somewhat rare. |
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Curt Shoemaker
From:
Ionia, Kansas, USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 8:22 am
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| You don't know the name of the new song you been hearing on the radio,but you're pretty sure what strings were used on the great steel ride!!! |
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Shaun Marshall
From:
San Rafael California, USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 9:14 am
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When you think of installing some knee levers on your girlfriend to help with all the changes in her progression.....
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SveinungL
From:
Gjøvik - Norway - Europe - Earth
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 10:14 am
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....you back hurts.
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David Wren
From:
Placerville, California, USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 10:47 am
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You put your steel and amp in the cab of your P.U. truck... and your wife and kids ride in the back....
stole this from the last round of "you know"s... it's a good'en though
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Dave Wren
'96 Carter S12-E9/B6,7X7; NV 112; Fender Twin Custom 15 ('65 reissue); Session 500s; Hilton Pedal; Black Box
www.ameechapman.com
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CrowBear Schmitt
From:
Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:01 pm
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| when someone asks you : "what is that instrument you're playin' ?" |
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Ricky Littleton
From:
Steely-Eyed Missile Man from Cocoa Beach, Florida USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:07 pm
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...the only Hilton you care about keeping up with is named Keith and manufactures volume pedals...
Ricky...
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Emmons LeGrande - 8x4
Session 400 Ltd, Nashville 112,Hilton Volume pedal, Peterson VS-II Tuner
Dan-Echo, E-Bow, Ibanez Distortion, Bo-Bro, Ibanez Auto-Wah, Regal Dobro
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Ricky Littleton
From:
Steely-Eyed Missile Man from Cocoa Beach, Florida USA
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Posted 14 Sep 2006 2:11 pm
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...or when your wife gives birth to twins, you insist on naming them Fender and Reverb...
(ok I'll go away now)
Ricky...
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Emmons LeGrande - 8x4
Session 400 Ltd, Nashville 112,Hilton Volume pedal, Peterson VS-II Tuner
Dan-Echo, E-Bow, Ibanez Distortion, Bo-Bro, Ibanez Auto-Wah, Regal Dobro
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