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Topic: If Aliens Produced a Pedal Steel Guitar |
Kenneth Kotsay
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Davie/Ft Lauderdale, Florida
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 4:53 am |
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O.K., big deal I don't believe in any of this UFO stuff, who in this solar system would take the family along on a vacation to planet earth, just to buy T-shirts for the gang at home, buy two get one free? Give me a break.
BUT..............what if there were space aliens, who just so happen to have country music on their planet some where beyond the stars. They would need a pedal steel guitar right!. Now the question is, what would their pedal steel guitar look and sound like. Imagine their sound system.......yo!!!!!!!
Beam Me Up Peavey...............
Wait a minute, come to think about maybe there are aliens, I just had some thoughts about Joe Wright and Jerry Wallace (Jerry lives 35 miles from "ROSWELL" NM).
Get the drift about these two steel players.
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-D0-D0-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO
So guys lets hear if from you all, what would the alien pedal steel guitars sound and look like.
KEN (I refuse to be abducted, I have a fear of flying especially going around in circles, besides they probably would serve you those roasted peanuts in a bag)
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Larry Miller
From:
Dothan AL,USA
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 5:22 am
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Please move this thread to the Twilight Zone.  |
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John Sims
From:
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
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Johan Jansen
From:
Europe
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 6:37 am
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It probably will be build from a very light
"space-metal", I guess the same kind we use in today's golfsticks and fishing-devices 
JJ
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STEELDAYS 2002 March 29 & 30
my web-site
my bands CODand TSC
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Al Marcus
From:
Cedar Springs,MI USA (deceased)
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 6:45 am
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| Johan- Now that is an idea! We need lightweight!!!! Happy 4th of July.....al |
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Dave Van Allen
From:
Doylestown, PA , US , Earth
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 12:24 pm
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what do you mean "if?"
The PSG is such an other-worldly concept for an instrument, I believe it is an extraterrestrial import...as are many of it's proponents
as my dad said that fateful September morning:"pay no attention to those flashing lights in the sky Deputy- we gotta get my wife to the hospital...she's in LABOR!!!!!"
Dave Van Alien
"born", Roswell NM 1953 (no joke!)
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jerry wallace
From:
Artesia , NM (deceased)
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Posted 4 Jul 2001 10:04 pm
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Well Kenneth and Dave ,let me say this about aliens /Roswell,NM..The crash occured in 7/47..I was born here in Artesia {35 miles south} in 9/47..I have heard from reliable sources that the incubation period for aliens is about 60 days. 
Now some of the debri from whatever crashed did land here in Artesia..I admit I have had strange sounds in my head all of my life..The Pedal Steel most closely imitates these strange sounds and note patterns..That is why I chose this instrument to play..
I have a set of finger picks made from the recovered metal from that crash..I can stomp on them,heat them red hot with a torch,throw them in a vat of acid,lay them on a railroad track and they always come back to their original shape..
So draw your on conclusions..I never have considered myself an alien,,a little strange and weird, YES..But in my opinion, anyone who picks the Pedal Steel guitar as their instrument,is also a little weird /strange..
One more thing,I still have some of this alien metal and I can custom make anyone a set of indestructible,gaurrented for 1000 years, finger picks, for only $500,000 per set..I'll also throw in some "ocean front property" here in NEW MEXICO with each set... 
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Jerry Wallace- "98 Zum: D-10,8+8, "96 Zum: D-10,8+5,Nashville 1000,Session 500 ,Session 400 head only amp,Tubefex,ProfexII, Artesia, New Mexico
[This message was edited by jerry wallace on 04 July 2001 at 11:11 PM.] [This message was edited by jerry wallace on 04 July 2001 at 11:14 PM.] |
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Ernie Renn
From:
Brainerd, Minnesota USA
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Posted 5 Jul 2001 3:12 am
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I suppose Buddy could be an alien... It would explain a few things... Hmm...
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My best,
Ernie
The Official Buddy Emmons Website
www.buddyemmons.com
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Ray Jenkins
From:
Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
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Posted 5 Jul 2001 6:05 am
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I know Earl Erb is,planet "Plutoguitaroium"
Ray
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Steeling is still legal in Arizona |
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George Keoki Lake
From:
Edmonton, AB., Canada
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Posted 6 Jul 2001 9:43 am
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| I saw an alien last night in my dreams playing a 10 pedal guitar and using all ten of his feet at the same time! |
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Jody Carver
From:
KNIGHT OF FENDER TWEED
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Posted 6 Jul 2001 2:51 pm
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Hey Ken,,
Send me a few of those cigarettes you smoke,
I can use a "trip" about now,,, |
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Donny Hinson
From:
Glen Burnie, Md. U.S.A.
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Posted 6 Jul 2001 6:57 pm
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I imagine it would have a "Krell metal" body, and "neutronium" changer! And, whose band would feature it? None other than "Darth Brooks". (LOL!)
But, gettin' serious for a moment...pedal steels must be "alien" because so few people (singers) really believe in them.
I want to believe! |
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Bruce W Heffner
From:
Payson, Arizona
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Bob Hayes
From:
Church Hill,Tenn,USA
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Posted 11 Jul 2001 9:09 pm
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We are all probably aliens...because as you know..WE are the only ones that KNOW what WE are talking about..And very many of the Forum members are preety wierd. Take for instance the thread on "What Do You Wear"?.
If not aliens..then..do you think the "Coo COO NEST"????..Beam me up scotty..Raise the third, drop the second 2 steps.Push A&B while Lowing RNL and Vrt..Jump to C6th ..Mash......SEE it's some kind of a secret code......and we havn't even talked about amp and processor settings,,let alone bar and blocking...IS'ts some sort of foreing language ETHEL!!!! |
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Bob Hayes
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Church Hill,Tenn,USA
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Posted 11 Jul 2001 9:10 pm
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We are all probably aliens...because as you know..WE are the only ones that KNOW what WE are talking about..And very many of the Forum members are preety wierd. Take for instance the thread on "What Do You Wear"?.
If not aliens..then..do you think the "Coo COO NEST"????..Beam me up scotty..Raise the third, drop the second 2 steps.Push A&B while Lowing RNL and Vrt..Jump to C6th ..Mash......SEE it's some kind of a secret code......and we havn't even talked about amp and processor settings,,let alone bar and blocking...IS'ts some sort of foreing language ETHEL!!!! |
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Jody Carver
From:
KNIGHT OF FENDER TWEED
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Posted 12 Jul 2001 5:50 am
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Hey
That guitar would probably best be name'd the
DVA ,,,,,David Van Alien Model,,,,,"Zing Went The Strings Of My Brain" a DVA favorite. |
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