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Topic: Wedding Gig :) |
Andy Volk
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Boston, MA
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Ian Rae
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Redditch, England
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Posted 1 Jun 2022 12:05 pm |
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That's really funny - but it has a sad ring of truth about it
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Charlie McDonald
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out of the blue
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Posted 2 Jun 2022 12:24 am
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Adagio for Strings--what a joyous occasion this will be!
A little hard to find the beat, but they'll all be crying anyway.
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Richard Sinkler
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aka: Rusty Strings -- Missoula, Montana
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Posted 2 Jun 2022 4:23 am
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I thought all those songs were on EVERY band's song lists.
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Lee Baucum
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McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
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Posted 2 Jun 2022 10:09 am
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| Charlie McDonald wrote: |
Adagio for Strings--what a joyous occasion this will be!
A little hard to find the beat, but they'll all be crying anyway. |
Such a beautiful piece. Of course, it gets ruined when you have to suffer through a Liberty Mutual ad first.
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Don R Brown
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Rochester, New York, USA
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Posted 2 Jun 2022 2:48 pm
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I'm betting that after reading that, the band opened with Paycheck's "Take This Job And Shove It" and then called it a night.
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Robert B Murphy
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Mountain View, Arkansas, USA
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Posted 5 Jun 2022 9:12 am
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What? No Flight of the Bumblebee played on ocarina? Gee, ol' Alf don't ask for much.
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John Rosett
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Missoula, MT
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Posted 24 Jun 2022 8:09 pm
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I've seen an expanded version of this that goes into payment, etc.
"We are sorry that we will not be able to pay your $200 fee on the day of the wedding because we had to give the DJ his $2000 up front. Our daughter assures us that this will not be a problem because your love of music is greater than your need for money."
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James Wishart
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Rhode Island
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Posted 12 Jul 2022 7:56 am
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| OMG. Maybe you could play the theme from Benny Hill as an opener. |
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