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Topic: Snowjob - Dear Mr. W. Rudolph |
Dennis Saydak
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Manitoba, Canada
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Posted 14 Nov 2010 5:20 pm |
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Dear Mr. Rudolph;
I would like to place an order for some custom accessories for my Blue Willy. Especially with your current experience I am certain you are the best person for the job.
1) I'd like a set of four custom skis to fit the adjustable guitar legs. Could you please have them hard waxed for me before sending them?
2) I also need a set of custom pedals, where I can adjust their position on the skis. Obviously when I'm sliding downhill I need the position to be more rearward, and when I'm going uphill in my learning curve I would like to position the pedals more forward. I would probably have to stomp on them too hard if they aren't adjustable.
3) A couple of sets of heated strings would also be appreciated for the winter season. That way I won't have to scrape icicles off them before playing my guitar.
Anyway, as soon as you recover from the recent snow storm I'm sure you will send out my order as quickly as possible.
As always ... your friend from Manitoba.
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Dennis
Just when you think you're getting ahead in the rat race, the rats get faster. |
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Bill Rudolph
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Minneapolis, Mn.,U.S.A.
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Posted 16 Nov 2010 7:24 am Snow Job
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Dennis,
We'll get right on it!
May I add a few inprovements?
I have an old toboggan up in my garage rafters. I'll bolt down your Willy, an amp and an Onan generator and run electric leads to the keyhead and a tone bar and you'll have heated strings and tone bar. I'll include a pair of rubber gloves so you won't get electrocuted while playing. You can mount an outboard motor on the end and blast up and down the hills and plains of beautiful Canada and play to your heart's content. I'll have Santa and cousin Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer deliver it to you by Christmas!!! Thanks for your order!!!
Bill & Tim Rudolph, Williams Guitar Co., LLC. |
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Dennis Saydak
From:
Manitoba, Canada
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Posted 16 Nov 2010 7:58 am
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Bill, I forgot one item:
Please add a heated Steel Seat to my order. 
Hope you are shoveled out by now.
Ho, Ho, Ho
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Dennis
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Jeff Garden
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Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 16 Nov 2010 9:51 am
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might also consider some sort of block heater to get your amp to "turn over" on those cold mornings.
this lends a whole new meaning to the term "blue willy"  |
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Jim Robbins
From:
Ontario, Canada
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Posted 16 Nov 2010 7:52 pm
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| Sliding on skis "uphill" and "downhill" in Manitoba? Obviously this is a joke; no one skis on the Salter St. Bridge. |
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Dennis Saydak
From:
Manitoba, Canada
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Posted 17 Nov 2010 9:36 am
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| Sliding on skis "uphill" and "downhill" in Manitoba? Obviously this is a joke; no one skis on the Salter St. Bridge. |
Ha! Good one Jim. Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. That should always be the last thing to go.
Obviously you aren't aware of the Duck and Turtle Mountain regions, which are in Manitoba. Shucks, there is even a gravel pit accross the street from my property with slopes high enough to play slide guitar on.
I don't recommend the Salter St. bridge however, because I heard that's where Banjo pickers throw their instruments over the rails.
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Dennis
Just when you think you're getting ahead in the rat race, the rats get faster.
Last edited by Dennis Saydak on 18 Nov 2010 6:31 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Joe Naylor
From:
Avondale, Arizona, USA
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Posted 17 Nov 2010 8:32 pm
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I can handle the Steel Seat
Thanks
Joe Naylor
www.steelseat.com and Road Cases too
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Joe Naylor, Avondale, AZ (Phoenix) Announcer/Emcee owner www.steelseat.com *** OFFERING SEATS AND Effects cases with or without legs and other stuff ****** -Desert Rose Guitar S-10, Life Member of the Arizona Carport Pickers Assoc., Southwest Steel Guitar Assoc., Texas Steel Guitar Assoc., GA Steel Guitar Assoc., KS Steel Guitar Assoc. (Asleep at the Steel) tag line willed to me by a close late friend RIP |
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