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Topic: Heck of a fish story for Florida Rick!!! |
Ron Victoria
From:
New Jersey, USA
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John Rosett
From:
Missoula, MT
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Posted 19 Oct 2005 7:20 pm |
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| 1 fish? i counted six tunas... |
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Randy Reeves
From:
LaCrosse, Wisconsin, USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 5:51 am
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I can tuna a piano...
Ron great find!
as an artist with a sense of humor I appreciate that thing.
it is quite a luring. |
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Pete Blakeslee
From:
Lincoln, NE
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 7:22 am
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| The guitar player in Great White might be interested - he'll probably get all fired up! |
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Gary Shepherd
From:
Fox, Oklahoma, USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 7:28 am
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OMG! You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
I was a cook. She was a waitress. Down at Salty Sam's Seafood Cafe. And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed sallad, some little shrimp just lured here away.
Chorus:
Oh I lobster, and never flounder. He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his carp. Oh I lobster, and never flounder. I octopus his face in. He'll only break her heart.
I said just squid and play me a new piano tune. Or else we could trout something new. She was the bass I ever had now my live has no porpuse. Shad my heart and I love her, yes I do. (oh my cod)
Chorus.
A. You know I've kelp a picture of her in my walleye. And I think you's got one of me in here perch.
B. Did you say perch?
A. Yead I did.
B. That's good. For a minute, I thought I was losing my herring.
A. Well I guess we bass squid all this seahorsin' around before all these pedal steel players go into a state of shark.
B. Yeah! If we get out of her alive, it's gonna be a maceral.
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Gary Shepherd
Carter D-10
www.16tracks.com
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HowardR
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N.Y.C.-Fire Island-Asheville
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 8:09 am
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and I just stepped in here for the halibut.....  |
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Rick Collins
From:
Claremont , CA USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 8:25 am
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When Ebay uses a baby shark for bait, you know they are trying to hook a really big one. 
Mr. Clean
If you want to play it clean, you must play it on a Fender. |
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Stephan Miller
From:
Silver Spring, Maryland, USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 8:52 am
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| This thread has been scrod from the beginning. |
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Rick Alexander
From:
Florida, USA, R.I.P.
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 9:36 am
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| I'm sure you don't have any animal laps in the collection, or do you have 2 of each like Noah!!!! |
If Wilma comes through here like they're predicting I'm gonna need an arc like Noah - and that sharkocaster might be the only guitar that'll work.
Then I'll play for scale plus a fin
with a little tail thrown in . .
 [This message was edited by Rick Alexander on 20 October 2005 at 10:36 AM.] |
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Gary Harris
From:
Hendersonville, TN, USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 9:40 am
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| A few weeks ago I saw a guitar on TV that looked like the rear fender of a 1957 Chevy. Is this a custom made guitar? |
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Jody Carver
From:
KNIGHT OF FENDER TWEED
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Dan Sawyer
From:
Studio City, California, USA
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Posted 20 Oct 2005 11:28 am
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| Probably working for scale. |
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Bill Creller
From:
Saginaw, Michigan, USA (deceased)
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Posted 21 Oct 2005 7:37 am
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| I like the smile on the fish. |
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