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Ron Victoria
From:
New Jersey, USA
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 2:45 am |
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I happened to see that today is quirky country music song title's day. What do ya got?
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Jack Stoner
From:
Kansas City, MO
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 3:34 am
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| The song, written by Jimmy Peppers (BMI), "If I Can't Be Your Number One (Then Number Two On You)" has to be in the running. |
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Chris LeDrew
From:
Canada
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 4:53 am
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"Better call the colonel 'cause she's finger-lickin' good."
I'm not sure if that's the title or not, but it sure sticks out to me from the one and only time I heard it on New Country radio about 5-6 years ago. I think this lyric reaches a brand new low.
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Steinar Gregertsen
From:
Arendal, Norway, R.I.P.
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 6:38 am
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"I Married Her Because She Looks Like You" and other gems by Lyle Lovett..
Steinar
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Charles Davidson
From:
Phenix City Alabama, USA
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 12:27 pm
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How can I get over you,when your allways under him?
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Bill Simmons
From:
Keller, Texas/Birmingham, AL, R.I.P.
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 2:25 pm
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1. "I've Been Ruth-less Since Ruth Walked Out on Me!"
2. "He's Got A Way With Women Cause He Just Got Away With Mine!"
3. "If I Told You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me!" |
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Ron Victoria
From:
New Jersey, USA
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 2:57 pm
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I love these titles!!! Any more?
Ron |
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Tim Harr
From:
Dunlap, Illinois
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 3:05 pm
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| "Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth , I am Kissing You Good Bye" |
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Chip Fossa
From:
Monson, MA, USA (deceased)
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 3:27 pm
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"How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away".
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Williams U-12 8X5; Keyless; Natural Blonde Laquer. |
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George Redmon
From:
Muskegon & Detroit Michigan.
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 3:43 pm
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| "I have tears in my ears while laying on my back in my bed while i cry over you" |
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Ray Minich
From:
Bradford, Pa. Frozen Tundra
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 3:59 pm
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| Not country, but "You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw" was a neat album name from many years ago... |
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Steinar Gregertsen
From:
Arendal, Norway, R.I.P.
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 5:00 pm
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Not even a song title (could have been though) but this is one of the funniest introductions to a song I've ever heard: "Take out your false teeth mama, I wanna suck on your gums!" (J.Geils Band).
Steinar
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Chuck Thompson
From:
Illinois, USA
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 5:05 pm
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| "her heart belongs to jethro but her body to the world" "i can't afford to take off work to hunt you down to beat you up" |
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ebb
From:
nj
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 5:21 pm
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im a people
george jones |
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Bobby Caldwell
From:
St. Louis, Missouri, USA * R.I.P.
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 5:37 pm
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| Jimmy Peppers also wrote--- "I'm Losing you by fractions, one fifth at a time". Great huh. Bobby |
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Ken Lang
From:
Simi Valley, Ca
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Posted 27 Mar 2007 5:47 pm
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| "I went home with a ten at 2 and woke up at 10 with a 2." |
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Jack Stoner
From:
Kansas City, MO
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 3:53 am
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| Peppers also wrote "Tonight I Just Don't Give A Damn" (for George Jones). |
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Don Sulesky
From:
Citrus County, FL, Orig. from MA & NH
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 5:57 am I wrote.
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I wrote.
"You can't tell the depth of the well by the handle on the pump"
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Geoff Barnes
From:
Sydney, Australia
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 3:08 pm
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1, Pardon me I’ve got someone to kill
2, Drop kick me Jesus (through the goalposts of life)
3, Plastic Jesus (riding on the dashboard of my car)
4, There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes
5, Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
6, Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
7, I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8, I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
9, I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
10, If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
11, Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
12, She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
13, You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Papa Joe Pollick
From:
Swanton, Ohio
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 3:37 pm
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| You,you ewe..Homer and Jethro..think it had something to do with a farm boys love life,dunno. |
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Chip Fossa
From:
Monson, MA, USA (deceased)
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 4:28 pm
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"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone".
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Chip
Williams U-12 8X5; Keyless; Natural Blonde Laquer. |
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erik
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 4:45 pm
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-johnson
Last edited by erik on 26 Aug 2007 4:55 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Larry Miller
From:
Dothan AL,USA
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Posted 28 Mar 2007 4:59 pm
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| I'd Like To Check You For Ticks |
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Cal Sharp
From:
the farm in Kornfield Kounty, TN
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Posted 29 Mar 2007 5:07 am
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There was a song on the jukebox at Deemen's Den in Nashville called "If You See Kay". (Get it?)
Another one, yet to be written, is entitled "I Miss You Every Day, But My Aim Is Gittin' Better".
And then there's the Bobby Hardin composition, "I'm Gonna Put A Bar In My Car And Drive Myself To Drink", and "When It's 2 Below in Tupelo" by LaDonna Capps.
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Gary C. Dygert
From:
Frankfort, NY, USA
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Posted 29 Mar 2007 6:31 am
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| It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chewed My Ass All Day. |
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