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Topic: Red Neck Steel Guitar Player |
autry andress
From:
Plano, Tx.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 1:51 pm |
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What are some things Jeff Foxworthy might say about a Red Neck Steel Guitar Player?
Now lets have some fun.
Go for it..... |
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autry andress
From:
Plano, Tx.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 3:44 pm
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This may need to be in the Humor section.
Sorry. |
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autry andress
From:
Plano, Tx.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 4:16 pm
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| You might be a red neck if the foot pedals on your steel is shaped like a bare foot. |
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David Wren
From:
Placerville, California, USA
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 4:18 pm
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You may be a redneck pedal steel player if: you leave your G# string on when changin' strings on your E9th (heck, it only busted 3 weeks ago!).
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Dave-'96CarterS12_E9/B6_7X8-Wren
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Grant Johnson
From:
Nashville TN
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 4:26 pm
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| I am a barefoot pedal steel player who would Love barefoot shaped pedals! I also drive a Ford F-150. I guess I listen to my "inner redneck" a bit too much! |
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autry andress
From:
Plano, Tx.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 5:40 pm
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You might be a red neck if you use a antique
milk can for a pac a seat.
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Dave Van Allen
From:
Souderton, PA , US , Earth
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 6:38 pm
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| you might be a redneck steel player if you have one of these on your pickup truck's rear window... [This message was edited by Dave Van Allen on 16 March 2005 at 06:38 PM.] |
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Ken Lang
From:
Simi Valley, Ca
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 6:43 pm
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If you use that contraption in the garage as a cheese slicer, you just might be a redneck.
If your cousins girlfriend's son jams on the pedals like it's a race car, you might be a redneck family.
If your wife asks when you're gonna learn to play that thing and make some money so we can buy new wheels for our house, she might be a redneck with a clue.
And if you dust it off and learn to play it, you'll be a happy redneck, for sure. |
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Jennings Ward
From:
Edgewater, Florida, R.I.P.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 7:18 pm
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YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF YOU CARRY YOUR PICKS AND BAR IN A POSSUM POUCH.......JENNINGS.
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU LIKE POSSUM.....
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU LIKE GIRLS THAT LIKE POSSUM.....
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK STEEL PLAYER IF YOU GREASE AND SHINE YOUR STEEL WITH POSSUM FAT...
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EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
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Robby Springfield
From:
Viola, AR, USA
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 7:24 pm
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| You might be a redneck if the rag you use to wipe your steel strings still has oil on it from changing the oil in your F-150. [This message was edited by Robby Springfield on 16 March 2005 at 07:25 PM.] |
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Bobby Boggs
From:
Upstate SC.
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 7:31 pm
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| You might be a redneck if your guitar cost more than your ride. car-truck |
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Grant Johnson
From:
Nashville TN
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 9:38 pm
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| Oh heck, I'm a redneck! |
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David Cobb
From:
Chanute, Kansas, USA
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Posted 16 Mar 2005 10:00 pm
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If you have more old steels on your front porch than worn-out appliances....you might be a redneck steel player.
If the top of your pac-a-seat is upholstered in possum hide....you might be a redneck steel player.
If you have a Skoal spit cup mounted on the back right leg of your steel....you might be a redneck steel player.
If your bumper sticker says, "If Jeff Davis Was Alive, He'd Play a Zum"....you might be a redneck steel player.
If you've just recorded your self-titled steel album and you've released it on 8-track....you might be a redneck steel player. |
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Mike Taylor
From:
Wetumpka, AL
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 12:40 am
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Bobby.. you're cutting pretty close to home there!!!
You might be a Red Neck steeler if both you house and your cars are up on blocks; but you have wheels on your Amp and Guitar case..
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Bob Carlucci
From:
Candor, New York, USA
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 4:18 am
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If your steel guitar is looks EXACTLY like Dale Earnhard's #3.. YOU might be a redneck!
If toe jam is covering up the grooves in your pedals, You might be a redneck!
If you scrape the rust off your strings with a Snap On air hammer, YOU might be a red neck!
If you are in tune with the coyote howls echoing down the valley YOU might be a redneck!
If your steel guitar,socks, underwear,and jock cup share ANY attributes in common ,YOU might be a redneck!
If your steel guitar doubles as a breakfast table for the young uns', YOU might be a redneck
If your steel has new strings,and the kids have old shoes,YOU might be a redneck!!!
bob |
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autry andress
From:
Plano, Tx.
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 4:52 am
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If you have a splice in your broken G# string you might be a red neck.
If you use a steel pipe for your tone bar
you might be a red neck.
If you thought Henry J. Ford built the first
pick up for the steel you might be a red neck.
Thanks guys keep'm commin[This message was edited by autry andress on 17 March 2005 at 04:53 AM.] |
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John Daugherty
From:
Rolla, Missouri, USA
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 5:27 am
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"IF YOUR PICKS ARE IN A BULL DURHAM BAG, HANGING FROM KEY #6"
"IF THE BEER-CAN YOU USE FOR A STEEL BAR,IS HALF FULL" |
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Bob Carlucci
From:
Candor, New York, USA
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 5:54 am
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If you use the hook end of the pedal rods to unclog the toilet,YOU might be a redneck!
If your steel guitar legs double as a jack handle YOU might be a redneck
If you thought Push/Pull was a romantic encounter YOU might be a redneck
If you thought "pedal action" was the name of the newest ESPN Nascar TV show YOU might be a redneck
If your dog is chained to your steel guitar, YOU might be a redneck!
If your steel guitar cover has "Motel 6" printed on it YOU might be a redneck
If the "beer can rings" are deeper than the "bar dings" YOU might be a redneck
If your teeth are further apart than your steel strings, YOU might be a redneck!
If you found your missing beef jerky in the changer cutout YOU might be a redneck....
If the perfectly sliced balony in the kids lunchbox is the same brand as that on your pedal steel strings, YOU might be a redneck
If your last 3 kids were conceived on a D 10 YOU might be a redneck!!...
If the gunk that was gumming up your changer was 99% RED MAN YOU might be a redneck...
I got a million of em' bob
[This message was edited by Bob Carlucci on 17 March 2005 at 06:04 AM.] [This message was edited by Bob Carlucci on 17 March 2005 at 07:05 AM.] |
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Howard Tate
From:
Leesville, Louisiana, USA, R.I.P.
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 6:19 am
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My Chevy cost more then my house and five acres, I guess I'm a redneck. The house does look better since we cut the tongue off of it.
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Howard, 'Les Paul Recording, Zum S12U, Vegas 400, Boss ME-5, Boss DM-3
http://www.Charmedmusic.com
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Mike Cass
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 6:59 am
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If your horn is completely covered with sponsor stickers, you might be a redneck steel player.......
If you've ever used old .070w's to re-attach the front bumper of your car after a little fender-bender, you might be a redneck steel player.....
If you put your amp on standby and head for the bar when your singer performs any tunes that dont feature the 4/4 shuffle, you might be a redneck steel player.......
If youre still whining about Ray Price
going "pop" in the late 60's, you might be a redneck steel player...... 
[This message was edited by Mike Cass on 17 March 2005 at 07:02 AM.] |
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Lem Smith
From:
Long Beach, MS
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 7:24 am
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If you've ever put your steel up on the rack to change the oil in the changer, you might be a redneck steeler.
If you spend more money & time on the finish of your steel than on your automobile, you might be a redneck steeler.
If you've ever made your wife/girlfriend ride in the back of the pickup in the rain, while your steel rode up front with you, you might be a redneck steeler.
If you get your steel lacquered in the same body shop you get your car painted in, you might be a redneck steeler.
If the family vacation is only going to St. Louis EVERY labor day weekend, you might be a redneck steeler.
If someone mentions a "Buddy Bar" and you think of what Mr. Emmons uses to play steel, instead of a snack, you might be a redneck steeler.
If your tractor has an "I'd rather be steelin'" bumper sticker, you might be a redneck steeler.
If you think a BMW is a steel that Zane built, you might be a redneck steeler.
Lem
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Frank Estes
From:
Huntsville, AL
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 7:46 am
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If you think a copedent is a blemish on your guitar...
If you think gauged rollers is what your wife uses to curl her hair...
If you think that cabinet drop is like furniture drop: where your chest dropped into your drawers...
If you think that BCT is a drug...
If you think a changer finger is something you can order in a restaurant...
If you think a compensator is the one who pays you for the job...
If you think that split-tuning is when you tune only 5 of the strings...
If you think that "Mode" is a dessert that includes ice cream...
If you think that working on scales means to clean fish...
If you think a relative minor is a neice or nephew... |
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Joe Miraglia
From:
Jamestown N.Y.
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 9:11 am
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| If you are a member of the STEEL GUITAR FORUM. Joe |
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Rick Schmidt
From:
Prescott AZ, USA
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 9:59 am
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If you give up music "completely" to play the steel guitar.
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Tim Bridges
From:
Hoover, Alabama, USA
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Posted 17 Mar 2005 12:40 pm
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You might be a redneck if you thought finger picks were used for nose pickin'...
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