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Topic: Ashlee Simpson revisits Saturday Night Live! |
David Mason
From:
Cambridge, MD, USA
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Posted 8 Oct 2005 3:27 pm |
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I know this will be a big treat for you. Following her last, lip-NON-synching disaster on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee made the mistake of trying to actually SING, out loud, at the Orange Bowl. Whooee! If Ashlee’s talent again proves to be too much to take tonight, over on the WB network there’s this movie:
“Island of the Dead” - (A businessman, a detective and an ex-convict are among those stranded on a deserted island with a swarm of mutant flies.)
Sounds like they might be better off there.
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Rick Garrett
From:
Tyler, Texas
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Posted 8 Oct 2005 4:23 pm
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh man thats funny
Rick
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David L. Donald
From:
Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 8 Oct 2005 10:26 pm
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Soooo...
was this an agruing point for Euthanasia?
Just to prevent further musical atrophy of the body politic. |
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John Steele
From:
Renfrew, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 8 Oct 2005 11:25 pm
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Man, you guys are mean.
Don't you believe in giving someone a 7th chance ? 
-John |
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David L. Donald
From:
Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 9 Oct 2005 10:37 pm
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Cat's get nine lives,
Do pop singers? |
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Theresa Galbraith
From:
Goodlettsville,Tn. USA
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Posted 12 Oct 2005 5:20 am
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Ashlee did ok! She redeemed herself.
I tuned in to see Jon Heder host the show. Jon starred in "Napoleon Dynamite".
A liger is pretty much my favorite animal.
Sweet!  |
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Dan Sawyer
From:
Studio City, California, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 11:33 am
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| I watched it. She still can't sing. |
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Paul King
From:
Gainesville, Texas, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 12:12 pm
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| I did not watch it but I am convinced she still cannot sing. |
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David Mason
From:
Cambridge, MD, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 5:30 pm
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| She hit her pitches OK, as long as stays away from torch singer delusions and sticks to that wheedly "poor-little-me" style that Avril Lavigne and Michelle Branch are mining she may be able to eke out a few million. A larger question to me is, why does THE MACHINE keep trying to force these barely talented children down our throats when there are so many really talented people out there? Yes you have to be young, skinny and attractive, but there are still a lot of people who qualify for that who can really sing too. |
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Keith Cordell
From:
San Diego
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 5:52 pm
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| I thought it was really bad when she faked her vocals. Now I think it's really bad that she didn't. |
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Steinar Gregertsen
From:
Arendal, Norway, R.I.P.
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 6:02 pm
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| why does THE MACHINE keep trying to force these barely talented children down our throats when there are so many really talented people out there? |
Because it is easier for the industry to manipulate them and make them do exactly what they want, in order to make the most profit.
Really talented people tend to want some sort of control over their career, and the industry can't have any of that.....
Steinar
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[This message was edited by Steinar Gregertsen on 15 October 2005 at 07:03 PM.] |
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David L. Donald
From:
Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 15 Oct 2005 10:01 pm
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Steinar got that right.
Weeeeell,
at least this time she couldn't sing for herself,
rather than not being able to sing on tape loop.
Maybe she has been getting almost able to singing lessons?
As to the machine, well isn't her sis in The Dukes Of Hazard remake?
Wallowing in too much class this family. |
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