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Topic: Married to your steel |
Ron !
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 3:44 am |
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If you had the chance what would you do?
Stay married to your wife? 
Or......married to your steel? 
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Peter
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 5:15 am
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GIRLS vs GUITARS
Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
When you're tired of your guitar you can sell it and get a new one,
or you can just get a new one and keep the old one for infrequent use.
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Peter den Hartogh
1978 Emmons S10 P/P; 1977 Sho-Bud D10 ProIII Custom;
1975 Fender Artist S10; Remington U12; 1947 Gibson BR4;
Internationally Accredited 3D Animation Academy
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C Dixon
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Duluth, GA USA
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 5:34 am
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I believe you meant that in humor. And I enjoy humor with the best of them. 
As long as it does not get in the gutter.
But on a more serious vain. If anything, including one's wife becomes an "idol", we are told it is a sin. Our wives should be second ONLY to Jesus. Marriage is the only institution that Jesus ever sanctified.
"Husbands, love your wives as Jesus loved the church."
He said, "a man shall leave his parents and he and his wife shall become one". Sadly that sanctification has for the most part vanished. As are most everything else he commanded.
And in my case, "That last footstep's mine"
Which hurts me more than one could ever fathom. I guess this is why the humor (and I did laugh at both posts), caused pain.
How sad
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Ron !
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 7:19 am
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Carl
It never was my intention to hurt you in any way.If i did...i am sorry.
Hope you will except.
And Peter.How do you come up with these things..
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Peter
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Donny Hinson
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Glen Burnie, Md. U.S.A.
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 9:00 am
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| My guitars have never packed up and left, but I've had a lot of wives do that to me! |
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chas smith R.I.P.
From:
Encino, CA, USA
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 9:17 am
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| My guitar never threw a knife at me during a scream fit.... |
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Roger Rettig
From:
Naples, FL
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Posted 14 Aug 2004 9:43 am
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Yes....but what about when those .011"s break and draw blood?
Now I'm starting to wonder.....
 [This message was edited by Roger Rettig on 14 August 2004 at 10:44 AM.] |
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