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Mickey Lawson

 

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Post  Posted 22 May 2014 7:18 pm    
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Dumb writers of songs today never did complete the third-grade in school. Stupid singers(?) sound like cattle baying/calling for water. Every singer and song today refers to his date/sweetheart/darling as GIRL.
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Leslie Ehrlich


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Post  Posted 22 May 2014 10:40 pm     Re: stupidity
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Mickey Lawson wrote:
Every singer and song today refers to his date/sweetheart/darling as GIRL.


Well, I think 'girl' sounds a whole lot better than 'baby'.
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Graham


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 3:10 am    
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That is because it is too unpolitically correct to call them woman or women.

When I married my wife 45 years ago at age 21, she was a woman not a girl. She still is a woman today.
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Rick Campbell


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 4:41 am    
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Graham wrote:
That is because it is too unpolitically correct to call them woman or women.

When I married my wife 45 years ago at age 21, she was a woman not a girl. She still is a woman today.


Now you've went and got yourself in the dog house. A little simple math and we know how old your wife is. What a way to start a weekend. You better hope she don't see this. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Congratulations to both of you on 45 years!


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Mike Neer


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 5:57 am    
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Remember "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond? Creepy.
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Barry Blackwood


Post  Posted 23 May 2014 6:32 am    
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Remember "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond? Creepy.

It was 1967 - I think Neil's hormones were getting the better of him... Laughing Winking
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Mike Neer


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 7:23 am    
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Not as creepy as Gary Puckett's "Young Girl Get Out Of My Mind" (written by Jerry Fuller).

Young girl get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young girl

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Bill Sinclair


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 7:35 am    
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As long as we're going there, what about Sonny Boy Williamson's "Good Morning Little School Girl"

Hello, little school girl
Good mo'nin, little school girl
Can I go home with you?
Can I go home, later wit' you?
Now, you can tell yo' mother an' yo' father, um
That Sonny Boy's a little school boy, too

What's really creepy is seeing all those fifty-something guys sing it at a blues jam. The Jr.Wells/Buddy Guy version does have one of the best guitar/bass hooks ever, though.
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Rick Barnhart


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 7:55 am    
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Speaking of creepy song lyrics, Here's one from the Boss:

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things I don't do
I can take you higher
Oh-oh-oh, I'm On Fire I'm on fire
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Mike Neer


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 8:25 am    
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Rick Barnhart wrote:
Speaking of creepy song lyrics, Here's one from the Boss:

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things I don't do
I can take you higher
Oh-oh-oh, I'm On Fire I'm on fire


I think by "daddy" he means "your old man". But you never know....
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Richard Sinkler


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 8:33 am    
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I call older girls, women. But I still call female singers, girl singers. I don't know why, but it sounds better than woman singer, or even female singer.
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Rick Barnhart


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 8:46 am    
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I know, Mike...but that coupled with the next line about havin' a bad desire kinda seals it for me...lol. Richard, it's way safer to just refer to them as singers Smile
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Niels Andrews


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 8:49 am    
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Richard I think the PC reference would be "the singer"! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Richard Sinkler


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 8:53 am    
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But, saying "the singer" could mean one of four different people in my band that sing. And only one is female as far as I can tell.
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Joachim Kettner


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 9:46 am    
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Chick singer was a popular term in the sixties.
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Keith Currie

 

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Shellbrook, Saskatchewan, Canada
Post  Posted 23 May 2014 10:28 am    
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Richard Is it singer singee or singest?
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Richard Sinkler


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 11:27 am    
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If you think they are from a different planet, I guess they would be a singoid.
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Tom Margulies

 

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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 12:22 pm    
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The other planet would be Venus.
So she'd be Venus Singus.....I will go no further... it sounds creepy
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b0b


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 12:32 pm    
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Our <strike>chick singer</strike> female vocalist wasn't a demolition expert, but she sure knew how destroy a bridge.
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Doug Beaumier


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 12:35 pm    
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Don't forget "Jailbait" from the twisted mind of Ted Nugent. It doesn't get much more direct than this...

Well I don’t care if you’re just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you’re probably clean
There’s one lil’ thing I got to do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won’t you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I’ve got to have you in a matter of time
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Lane Gray


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 12:49 pm    
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9zsUVgQLiA
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Richard Sinkler


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Post  Posted 23 May 2014 5:53 pm    
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b0b wrote:
Our <strike>chick singer</strike> female vocalist wasn't a demolition expert, but she sure knew how destroy a bridge.


Too funny B0b.
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Donny Hinson

 

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Post  Posted 24 May 2014 4:24 am    
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Q: What't the difference between a female vocalist and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Lane Gray


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Post  Posted 24 May 2014 4:32 am    
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How many girl singers does it take to sing "Crazy"?
Every F%#$@ing one of them

Why's there a girl singer on the porch?
She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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Post  Posted 24 May 2014 6:49 am    
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Ain't that the truth Donny. Laughing
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