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Joe Casey
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Posted 16 Feb 2004 8:47 am |
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As of 11 am this morning 2/16/04 Smiley is on his way North to Atlanta on I-75. Smiley is driving a red Oldsmobile van with TN. Lic plates.It has a Smiley face on the front with a mean look and a loose nut behind the wheel. Smiley is unarmed and not dangerous persay, unless you are on the same side of the highway heading in the same direction. (however that is not always the case.We caution you, do not approach this vehicle. Should you open the door without a Gas Mask you could suffer great consequences. Atlanta here he comes. Further bulletins to follow. I know,I know ,to the humor section we go.
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[This message was edited by Joe Casey on 16 February 2004 at 08:49 AM.] |
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John Floyd
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Posted 16 Feb 2004 9:15 am
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Also Warning should be given to other highways on the interstate highway system because Smiley has been know to get lost and wander from place t place at times. No highway or byway is safe until the ALL CLEAR IS given.
How will you know when the ALL CLEAR SIGNAL is Given?
By the influx of silly assed emails that will started arriving at your computer from Smiley.  [This message was edited by John Floyd on 16 February 2004 at 09:16 AM.] |
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Joe Casey
From:
Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9)
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Posted 17 Feb 2004 7:49 am
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| OK folks who are traveling North or South today on I-24. From Chatt.to Nashburg there is a Smiley alert. It is on until 3pm CST. MontEagle has been evacuated and the rest stops have extra security. This has been a public service announcement. |
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Joe Casey
From:
Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9)
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Posted 17 Feb 2004 8:22 am
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"Sorry to interupt this program" It seems Smiley never got off I-75. It seems he missed the I-24 cut off and continued up I-75. He wound up taking a right turn (clyde)to I- 40 east and wound up in Cherokee NC on the Cherokee reservation. He told them he was looking for Dolly Partons Mountains.He tried to convince the Chief that he is half Indian,Warsaw tribe.He is being held hostage on the Cherokee Reservation until they figure out why he had a ten string bow in his vehicle.  Ok to the humor section.
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[This message was edited by Joe Casey on 17 February 2004 at 08:25 AM.] |
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John Floyd
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Mark van Allen
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Watkinsville, Ga. USA
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Posted 17 Feb 2004 8:37 pm
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| Now I heard it that the Chief wouldn't let Smiley go until he explained why all of the scalps in his collection had holes in 'em... |
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John Floyd
From:
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Posted 17 Feb 2004 11:48 pm
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Mark
A rough Translation from the Warsaw Tribe Language.
Smelly or Smiley = Warrior who collects Gray Scalps with Holes.
Something Fishy there I think. |
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John Floyd
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Posted 17 Feb 2004 11:57 pm
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The Word is that the Chief wasn't interested in paying all that much ransom to get Smiley off his Reservation. He was released to Russ Hicks and the NTSGA with a bribe of an undisclosed amount of wampum, tokens from the casino and beads.
When asked if He found the Dolly Parton Mountains, Smiley just grinned and mumbled something about two Majestic Peaks,
Smiley told The Chief of a greater Warrior to the west who sells many 10, 12 and double 10 string bows. A Great White Warrior who buys many many Scalps with holes and Flys in a Great noisy bird. The Chief was particularily interested in the Push - pull concept of a 10 string bow, said that he had some braves who were suicidal and this might just be the thing he had been looking for.
Bobbe Seymour, I think you are in trouble, The Chief is looking for you. 
Smiley or Smelly is back in Hendersonville , TN and Bobbe Seymour may be about to leave, When the Scouting party locates him.
All in All, I think this story may have a Happy Indian.
[This message was edited by John Floyd on 18 February 2004 at 06:36 AM.] |
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John Floyd
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Posted 18 Feb 2004 6:12 pm
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| Smiley "Fireball" Roberts is Home. [This message was edited by John Floyd on 19 February 2004 at 08:02 PM.] |
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John Floyd
From:
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Posted 24 Feb 2004 10:55 pm
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| This Smiley Alert has been reduced and downgraded to the immediate areas of I-65 between Two Mile Pike and Downtown Nashville. Nashville Area Drivers are accustomed to the Driving Skills? of Smiley and are always on the Alert for the H'Ville Flash. |
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Donna Dodd
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Acworth, Georgia, USA
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Posted 25 Feb 2004 1:49 am
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"OK, come on out wherever you are! AND wipe that grin off your face!"  |
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John Floyd
From:
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Posted 25 Feb 2004 4:36 am
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you talkin bout me or Smiley?  [This message was edited by John Floyd on 25 February 2004 at 06:12 AM.] |
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John Floyd
From:
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Posted 26 Feb 2004 11:57 am
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HowardR Barrister and soon to be Moderator
This one goes to Humour, Howard |
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