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Topic: steel guitar players versus helicopter pilots |
Jim Manley
From: bremerton Washington, USA
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Posted 9 Feb 2008 9:20 pm
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I was at my local music store to buy some strings for my banjo and i was wearing my steel guitar hat and jacket(steel guitar of Canada hat and Billy Cooper jacket)anyways the fella that was working the counter asked me if i could fly a helicopter,of course i cant but asked him why.He told me that to be able to fly a chopper you have to run a joystick and foot pedals at the same time which is true(i have a friend who flies choppers)My idea is to come up with a t-shirt or bumper sticker sticker of a pedal steel player saying something to the effect that i should have learned to fly helicopters instead.I am not a graphic designer or artist but I think this would be a good design.anybody have any ideas? _________________ fessenden d10,nashville 112,nashville 1000,peavey session 500,transtubefex,goodrich steeldriver 111,Gibson hound dog dobro,Appalacian resonator guitar.Marshall AS50D acoustic amp,Fishman Jerry Douglas imaging pedal. |
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Gary Shreve
From: Mansfield, TX
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Posted 9 Feb 2008 9:56 pm
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That's funny, Jim. I'm a helicopter pilot, but the steel guitar is intimidating as all get out.
If you invent one of those shirts, I'll order two larges from you should you chose to sell any extras. That sounds like a real hoot.
I can see the resemblance now that you mention it. _________________ Gary Shreve
Pedalmaster SD-10 3/5 |
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David L. Donald
From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 9 Feb 2008 11:04 pm
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A helicopter is less sensitive to being pitchy.
Yaw, yaw, yaw,
pitch and roll, sure,
but not pitchy.
And with a chopper you can get killed,
but play a major clam and the steelplayer
WISHES he had died, when he crashed
and burned on stage! _________________ DLD, Chili farmer. Plus bananas and papaya too.
Real happiness has no strings attached.
But pedal steels have many! |
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Jack Dougherty
From: Spring Hill, Florida, USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 7:16 am
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And don't forget.......just as many moving parts _________________ There is no such thing as too many steels!!
Emmons P/P 8/7 Strings....whatever I have.....Picks..mixed...Bars...one of four..but I like the Bullet Bar
Walker Stereo Steel Amp
TC M1 XL
Peavey Nashville 400. Fox Mod
Various sundries and toys.. |
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Mark Edwards
From: Weatherford,Texas, USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 7:42 am
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But can you get tone out of a Heli.... |
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Gary Shreve
From: Mansfield, TX
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 7:44 am
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I'm a helicopter/airplane mechanic, too...and I definitely didn't want to go there. Might change my mind about owning a steel guitar.
At least there's no "Federal Steel Guitar Administration" to mandate an annual inspection! And, there's no manufacturer's liability insurance in case we "crash" on stage. We'd never be able to afford a steel then! _________________ Gary Shreve
Pedalmaster SD-10 3/5 |
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Mickey Adams
From: Bandera Texas
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 8:38 am Helo's
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<Another Helicopter pilot. Im sure the pedal steel guitar helped with the pedal/cyclic learning curve. _________________ ARTIST RELATIONS: MSA GUITARS
2017 MSA LEGEND XL D10, S10, Studio Pro S12 EXE9
Mullen G2, Rittenberry S10, Infinity D10, Zumsteel 8+9
Anderson, Buscarino, Fender, Roman Guitars, Sarno Octal, Revelation Preamps, BJS BARS, Lots of Blackface Fenders! |
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Joey Ace
From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 9:15 am
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Black Helicopters fly best.
Just don't turn off the fan when it gets hot. |
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Greg Simmons
From: where the buffalo (used to) roam AND the Mojave
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 9:25 am
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Is tone in the cyclic, or the collective? _________________ <i>�Head full of this kaleidoscope of brain-freight, Heart full of something simple and slow�</i>
-Mark Heard
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David L. Donald
From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 9:30 am
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Joey Ace wrote: |
Black Helicopters fly best. |
ROTFLOL...
NOW THAT is a true double entendre...
especially in an election year LOL _________________ DLD, Chili farmer. Plus bananas and papaya too.
Real happiness has no strings attached.
But pedal steels have many! |
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Michael Johnstone
From: Sylmar,Ca. USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 10:11 am
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Some chopper pilot/steel player on here a while back - I forget who - said if you can play "Together Again" you could fly a helicopter. |
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Jeff Garden
From: Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 10:34 am
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Hi to all of my rotary brethren here... there's something to be said about that whole both hands, both feet, both knees thing (I seem to remember holding the cyclic with my knees while checking a map or grabbing a sandwich out of a box lunch). As a retired military helo pilot and 20 years of wrestling the pedal steel, they have a lot in common - both very humbling at times and also very rewarding. In the world of military aviation, helicopters were regarded as the bottom of the barrel - we were the low and slow guys that were always covered in hydraulic fluid, worried about what moving part was going to fly off next on a dark and stormy nite, and got to stand around at the bar watching the fighter pilots get all the girls! No one ever wanted to see us or talk to us unless they needed rescuing! Maybe that's why the steel appealed to me - I'm perfectly happy being the nameless faceless guy playing the supporting role. And to show you I continue to be a glutton for punishment, here it is in print, b0b, yes I also play banjo!
To all of you helicopter pilots on the forum, keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down and fly safe. |
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Kevin Hatton
From: Buffalo, N.Y.
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 11:01 am
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Yeah, but a helicopter is easier to learn to tune. |
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Casey Lowmiller
From: Kansas
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 12:15 pm
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I'm just thankful that helicopters aren't made of mica!!! YIKES!!!
Then again, the Sho-Bud rope style inlay would look pretty darn slick on a chopper.
Casey _________________ Known Coast to Coast as
"The Man with The Plan" |
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chris ivey
From: california (deceased)
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 1:42 pm
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steel players vs helicopter pilots............i'll put my money on the pilots.! |
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David L. Donald
From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 5:10 pm
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So is a 1968 Huey tuned ET or JT????
_________________ DLD, Chili farmer. Plus bananas and papaya too.
Real happiness has no strings attached.
But pedal steels have many! |
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Bill McRoberts
From: Janesville, Wisconsin USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 7:07 pm
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You can get better "chops" out of a Huey |
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Bo Legg
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 7:40 pm
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same goes for me
Last edited by Bo Legg on 11 Feb 2008 10:01 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Brint Hannay
From: Maryland, USA
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Posted 10 Feb 2008 9:14 pm
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This is quite a coincidence. Just this past Friday night an audience member came up to me and said "If you can play that thing you'd be good at flying a helicopter". I'd never heard that one before. Of course, he may have been so drunk he thought I was good at playing steel! |
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Ben Rubright
From: Punta Gorda, Florida, USA
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Posted 11 Feb 2008 5:11 am
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Favorite song of the military helicopter pilot: "Another Bridge to Bomb" and for the guy on the ground waiting to be picked up....it's "A Way to Survive".
ok, ok, ok.......it's stretching way too far. |
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Dale Gray
From: Colorado, USA
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Posted 11 Feb 2008 8:22 am Choppers
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Did you ever try to put a Jet Ranger in a case and stuff it under the bed? _________________ GFI SD10.Vegas 400, Oblong pedal, Rocket Scientist. |
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David L. Donald
From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 11 Feb 2008 9:46 am
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I do know a lady who
liked to take Rangers to bed.
And the occasional Sky King too.
_________________ DLD, Chili farmer. Plus bananas and papaya too.
Real happiness has no strings attached.
But pedal steels have many! |
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Ray Montee
From: Portland, Oregon (deceased)
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Posted 12 Feb 2008 4:50 pm STEEL GUITAR vs. Helicopter
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You know what they say about helicopters don't you?
They're basically "UNSTABLE".......
As a fixed wing pilot, I'd say that was an accurate statement and that's my story and I'm sticking to it. |
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Jeff Garden
From: Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA
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Posted 12 Feb 2008 4:55 pm
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And the only reason helicopters can fly, Ray, is that they're ugly and the earth rejects them |
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Greg Simmons
From: where the buffalo (used to) roam AND the Mojave
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Posted 12 Feb 2008 4:58 pm
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Quote: |
...unless they needed rescuing! |
http://www.afa.org/magazine/dec2006/1206vega.asp _________________ <i>�Head full of this kaleidoscope of brain-freight, Heart full of something simple and slow�</i>
-Mark Heard
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